I might avoid "A Dong" at 15th and High then.

thankful that I'm:

Amazing how great the announcing was with the entire booth staying silent for a solid minute just so we could soak that beauty in

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Ok, I think I have a unique perspective on what's going on here...

I'm going to politely ask that people don't use homophobic language while discussing Edson. Call him an idiot/moron/whatever, but please don't say Yahoo-level stuff.

I'm Kayvon Edson... I'm a fashion designer, an entrepreneur, a performance artist, a mental patient, a blogger bloggerist, a jail bird...

I'm pretty sure I had that kind of energy once. Though I can't say for sure.

High schools are getting creative. In my senior year, we did a banner. It said "Go Rams." We drew a ram outlined in glitter. You would not believe how impressed all the teachers were by that.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

Despite having died nearly 20 years ago, Kim Il Sung was declared the winner.

Jaden Smith reminds me of a young, sentient robot. Not as self-aware though.

Maybe it's because I'm really stoned, but that looks absolutely fucking delicious. That's all I want.

Thats not fair, I'm still staring at "A_ _ _land" for 5 mins and I still dunno what it is.

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

I'd love to have been there for that Chef's interview: