Because Columbus?

It's the sanctimonious religion thing for me. Does God hate you when you lose? Shut up about your faith and I'll shut up about the eternal blackness that won't even register.

Always the quarter billion dollar victim.

Any time. Looking forward.

Stop at "sooner". Brevity.

Why don't you just dismiss it? It's the little x thing by the star. That way your partisan perfectly polished pearl of "wit" won't be sullied by "hacks".

All this cocksure posturing is a waste of American seamen.

Hanh hanh- mlurrf.....(slurp)...marnckmarnck hanh hanh..(slurp)

no

...sort of!

...almost...hang in there!

Susan Sarandon, no?

He went out with a bang.
And then a bang bang.

Settle down Francis.

Consistent to the bittah end.

pudding ring...chuckle...

Meh. Cards looking like entitled frat bros at this point and actually a little pissy: when Puig and Gonzales did a little clutch hit celebrating, they publicly complained. Also, trimmed beards are conformist. Big or unkempt beards demonstrate commitment.

Not sure these were written by Ferrell. Or maybe he just has good writers usually but not today. Anyway: swing and a miss.

Prolly evacuate bowel or bladder- or rub one out to avoid jean creaming. Guesses. Sorry. Really.

This video is further proof that altruism is complicated, especially for civilian men.