I honestly don’t know much about the theater but you’re the second person to mention this one. Is more famous than other plays? Genuinely curious.

Wow! Very heist! Much impressed! Wow!

You’re probably right but it’s also almost certainly a coincidence in this case considering that one of them was on the lady’s HEAD.

I’ve been off the sauce for almost 2 weeks & I’m feeling really good so far. Just wanted to say that if any of my fellow jezzies need some motivation to quit drinking, I definitely recommend the stopdrinking subreddit. Great community there & lots of the stories really hit home for me.

*clutches chest* Oh, the irony!

With respect, go fuck yourself.

Could, but I don’t think we’d get up here enough to make it worthwhile. That’s an extra 30k a year in our pockets if we sell it. I kind of need a new vehicle.

she’s prone to remind you how dumb you are

I hope Elle’s new masthead comes with an audible chip inside so that every time you open onto the page Heidi Klum’s tinny voice screams “NEENA GAHSEEAH,” like one of those novelty birthday cards.

Not to be snarky, but isn’t that how this works? For decades, the Far Right has chipped away at the public good, forcing Democrats to edge closer to center (and into the shallow Right) to stay viable. Perhaps Medicare-for-all isn’t a winner this go-around, but it’ll get a lot of public support, making funding…

Jane has a child & she coparents with the father. She knows her stuff

Do you live in LA?

Clearing the joint accounts can be fraudulent, be very careful advising that.

One of the best things about having a little sibling is using them as little models, and one of the best things about having older siblings is being a little kid who gets to take playing dress up to the next level.

I am pleasantly drunk on my deck in the country. I’m listening to cicadas and the Avett brothers an old crow medicine show in candlelight. My kids are happy and having a snack, and I’m feeling hashtag blessed. What’s making you happy, jezzies?

Yes, thank goodness...13 weeks. Takes the pressure off a little, but I’m looking to get a new job asap.

Related, I can’t do without an egg slicer during strawberry season because I am way too lazy to slice strawberries efficiently with a knife

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

The data shows that for every 15 doors knocked you pick up one new vote. That’s even higher when it’s the candidate on the door. For phones it’s as best as 1 vote for every 30-50 calls and there is very scant data on anything else. Knocking on doors is the most efficient way to win a local office. Every. Single. Time.…