As a 90's boy growin up, i’d like to point out that both Ripley and Jordan O’neill (G.I. Jane) are badasses and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Happy dog story! Last week my friend ended up with two unexpected dogs — a guy showed at the dog park at closing time and said he’d found them on the street and was hoping he could find someone to take them so he wouldn’t have to take them to the local kill shelter.

I wonder if his first order of business will be doing the fandango?

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

Tucker, honey, do you have any idea how much white Americans shit and pee in public? Cause it’s a lot. Especially when drunk.

There’s no way that Trump knows that the residence of the President of France is called the Élysée Palace, let alone where to put the accents.

Now I’m generally on the side of ignoring and isolating narcissists and the like from the rest of society.

If you’re willing to spend the money and/or can get to a proper bra boutique, I can’t recommend Prima Donna and Chantelle enough. There will be a bit of sticker shock, but they are comfortable and will last for AGES if you hand wash.

Enjoy the pupper!!

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

Always with the “Don’t like it? Leave!” comments but never willing to take their own advice.

It’s time to start asking all these real ‘Muricans to identify themselves with names, etc. If they’re so fearless because they’re not doing anything wrong, they should have no problem.

A female is a Peahen.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

I always get his name confused with Ed Chigliak, from Northern Exposure. If I’m only half-listening to something when his name comes up, I perk up because early ‘90s tv! And then I kind of slump over because present-day reality.

I’m wondering if I met with Sergey Kislyak last year? Because apparently I wouldn’t remember, if I did.

I usually just take a moment to reflect and acknowledge that estrangement is the right and healthy thing to do for the both of us. I will always love and respect my mother, but that relationship is toxic at best. And instead of being pressured into reconnecting because society tells us it’s the right thing to do, I…

Mother’s Day this year is also Lag b’Omer, so you could focus on that instead if you’re Jewish. If the problem is dislike of the mother (esp. if she’s an in-law), you could even combine the two by lighting her on fire.