According to the sometimes-reliable Daily Mail

This entire piece is amazing, but I actually laughed out loud at #20.

There's a racial stereotype regarding Jagermeister?

I had to develop the habit, and the habit wasn't set in. I've had anywhere from 1-1.5 hr each way commutes on transit in my life and, frankly, I needed water (especially in the summer months) and tea (especially in the winter months). This was my solution.

*blush* do you want the truth? I left sticky notes on my purse for a couple of months reminding me to take my water bottle/thermos.

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

I'm fairly sure Janelle Monae actually exists in the future and appears to us in our time through some kind of weird temporal bubble.

You're right!

OMG HOW TALL WAS IT?!!!

An NSFW would be good here, there are naked lady pictures. I hope the IT guys are happy.

Needs more Blerta.

You should try them on. I am a size 10 in jeans and a size 6 in their pants. So i would say they actually fit up to a size 14-16.

I can't believe after the honesty Claflin showed while shedding light on Hollywood's insane beauty ideals (much like Panem's!), someone would be gross enough to make this comment. Dude. Come the fuck on.

This has definitely been around since I was an undergrad, and that was not exactly last year...

Victoria's Secret's identity is "batshit crazy", then.

He's going to self-diagnose with a gluten intolerance or "discover" Paleo or Atkins on sandwich 295 or so, trust.

That sounds like the most fun activity ever though

I think Whose Line fans would appreciate it if he/you/everyone dropped the formal "Charles" he's trying to push nowadays.

It's from a show on Adult Swim called "Loiter Squad"