Aww, it's NEVER the merman.

Meh, all this nudity is pretty fucking boring. I know what naked ladies look like. When I look at pop stars I want to see them in fabulous fucking outfits.

I think "peacock" is a euphemism for the man's intellect and sweet personality.

I PLAY WITH A BLACK AND RED DECK I DON'T FUCK AROUND.

Please. She is wearing a badass red blazer.

I know that feel, bro.

Yup. It's pure marketing—there's no functional difference between regular pressed powder and powder that's pressed into little spheres.

Yes, but Karl, what do the polls say?!!?

Oooh, it took me until now to realize that Perez's nickname for Mischa Barton is pronounced "FART-one". I had read that back when I used to read Perez Hilton regularly (ugh, so ashamed) but I had always pronounced it "far-TONE" in my head and didn't really get it. Probably because I'm not a nine-year-old bully…

I read it and then washed it down with my first sip of coffee, and it was like, "Yes. Let's do this, Wednesday."

Yeah, didn't that just feel right somehow?

bro, do you even lift?

I have an answer.

A genuine apology from an individual who is a member of a group that is notoriously known for being extremely sexist?

Also, as far as I am aware she isn't undereducated. The girl took Cold War college classes for FUNSIES. I am of the belief that Kesha is a very successful life-troll and we should all bow down to her because she is far above any starlet.

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

when a women wearing gold foil trousers with a grey sweatshirt gives you the side eye, it's time to go home.

A comment on Jez is good, but please also take just a moment to also write or call your representatives. It's particularly important if you live in a state with Republican representatives, but I am doing it even in my state with all Dem representatives.