I can barely tell the difference between those two pictures. Girl looks gooooooood.

I think a better name for this article might be "10 Questions I Would Prefer to Rhetorically Pose to The Universe Rather Than Just Man Up And Talk To My Wife About Because, Chicks, Right?"

I'm not saying it's not a problem, especially in the brogrammer-verse, but isn't this a problem on a more macro level too? I'm curious to know what the male-female breakdown of, say, the Fortune 100 companies' boards looks like.

+10 for making Voltaire the boldface name between Justin Bieber and the Jackson Family.

Princess Coldstare was the you're-not-cool-enough icon of my teenage years. Glad to know she is still around ruining my dreams with her Fashion Face (tm)!

Princess Coldstare was the you're-not-cool-enough icon of my teenage years. Glad to know she is still around ruining my dreams with her Fashion Face (tm)!

I just wanted to point out that in the middle of this Crazy Sandwich comes the following:

Requisite Anti-Jez Response Screed in 3,2....

I think this is also a good moment to point out the following direct quote from his article:

His Mommy clearly loved him more than mine and MADE SURE he could be anything he wanted to be when he grew up (including a Dummy, apparently).

The author's Elite Daily bio describes him as "A young writer, philosopher, music producer and DJ," because of course he is all of those things. That's why he knows so much about The Ways of the World! Tell me again how I feel about men sticking things in my butt, O Wise Philosopher Paul Hudson

I always wanted to be a movement! Except my movement would have more .gifs and jokes and hugs and probably less nakedswingingaroundsexyface.

Well yes, but to the producers, it's just Asian (aka hilarious!)

I had to stop watching around halfway through.

I was worried there wasn't going to be any Miley Tongue in the Serious Follow-up Video (tm) because the world is obviously short on Miley Tongue, but lo and behold, it showed up by the 1:30 mark! CRISIS AVERTED.

If your seed (sidebar: ick.) is "liquid fucking gold" then you BETTER believe I have a "magical unicorn pussy"

I saw this issue at the airport yesterday and came as close as I ever will to actually paying money for an issue of Glamour. Kerry, you're my girl, but I can't justify spending $6 to be told by a piece of paper that my hair and makeup are just ALL WRONG.

I think you just wrote the prologue to his second volume of "works". Brilliant!

If my hair stuck up at that angle, I'd be making that face too.

Target audience: Fictionalized Zooey and Disney Princesses?