11) Question: Are you at least 6 foot tall? Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Answer: NO. And if this is your first focus or priority don't contact me. Instead, you need to FIRST "educate" yourself about the keys to success and happiness in relationships. These are not based on how many tattoos or inches on a…

I would like to ask all of the tweeters (twitterers? People of the Internet?) above whether they have ever referred to themselves as manly or as men...and then ask them to defend that feeling in front of a national audience because I feel it's JUST WRONG.

Aggressively SECOND that statement. If you haven't seen Cabin in the Woods yet, do it for him. And Bradley Whitford. (and Fran Kranz.)

Also, can we be a little more careful about just *throwing* around the term "Manic Pixie Dream Girl"?? I agree that most of the movies discussed in this article (well, the ones i've seen anyway) are little cute sugar-coated bits of fluff, but that doesn't automatically make them MPDG pics.

It is just me, or does Kim seem to be more prominent than her sisters in all 3 of these photos! Clearly she was just dropped into the first pic, but even with the leopard print shoot, she is the only one not in shadow, and is magically unaffected by the wind tunnel that has ruined the other girls' hair.

Collectives like this remind me why I don't read Time magazine: no matter how hard they try, there's no reason to do more than skim the pictures.

I didn't realize stretching on the beach or standing in the water was considered "weird"...I know I'd look even dumber if the paps starting taking beach pictures of me.

I didn't realize stretching on the beach or standing in the water was considered "weird"...I know I'd look even dumber if the paps starting taking beach pictures of me.

I didn't realize stretching on the beach or standing in the water was considered "weird"...I know I'd look even dumber if the paps starting taking beach pictures of me.

I didn't realize stretching on the beach or standing in the water was considered "weird"...I know I'd look even dumber if the paps starting taking beach pictures of me.

I know I would never have the guts to rock high-waisted bikini bottoms. She may be a little high on the glitter, but you can't say the girl doesn't have chops.

All I remember from my tony NYC preschool was that I once stapled my finger and once I got locked on the playground roof alone. Worth it.

I was wondering what I was going to do with the spare $10,000 I had just lolling around in my bank account. Now it's clear that the answer is "Baggy Tweed Onesie." Thanks, Karl! #richgirlproblems

First off, there's a difference between counting calories and eating healthy. So much that seems good for you/is sold as good for you may be low cal but is TEEMING with fat and carbs and junk (think mini Clif Bars...what a waste)

Haven't you ever wanted to stop an entire room and just yell out, "Hey look! My dress has these cool beads that flap when I do THIS! Isn't it great???" Haven't you also always wanted to own a dress that had beads that flap like that??

but imagine if Aretha had won those Grammy awards IN AN EGG. Mind? BLOWN.

Oddly enough G. Pal was the most awkward thing about this performance.

As much as I love the Silver Fox, my heart sings over the picture of KA-J and The Shatner (in what appears to be matador pants?). I mean, how did this photo not break the internet?

You know, the last time I wore my tribal-print fringed bikini out dancing, no one complained to me.