Official 'look off' sc0re = Jesus > Karl Lagerfeld.

Looks like Karl Lagerfeld. And that is not a good look.

"So man that really sucks for you bro"

Bill Cosby didn't need to swear to be funny — or assault women.

/calls parents right this goddamn instant because I'm terrified of what J.K. Simmons will do to me

God, how awful.

lol. this is quite random.

OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!

RIP Bobbi Kristina, you never had a chance

I imagine Bruce telling each daughter a different story, a la Tyrion Lannister, and seeing which version makes it out into the gossip ether first.

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

they already did.

I was a little snarky about Tyler Perry's role in this because it seemed kind of strange to include in media reports, but man, he must be a patient, cool, together dude to be the peacekeeper in this.

With you. It's been two months of bad, with a couple of total freaking nightmares happening simultaneously the last two weeks. This column ... thank you, Kitchenette.

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I love Jack White, but I'm concerned that he's turning into Edward Scissorhands.

I don't know, I'm torn on this issue. I don't think Beyonce is a terrible person for wanting to sing the song, but it would have been nice for her to sing with Ledisi and give her that boost of publicity.

Hold on. Does that mean the Grammys might have made this decision based on attracting eyeballs instead of a commitment to the finest examples of musicality possible?

I found nude pics of my mum, and other women, when my dad passed away. It made for an awkward conversation when i gave my mum her pics back but she was happy to have them. She was quite the hottie in those days.