Strong style, you say?

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

seems to imply that all men are capable of killing a woman in the event of rejection.

A good start would be when you hear someone try to explain their fears, you don’t whimper about how that’s an unfair generalization.

Holy fuck, the mental gymnastics you have to go through to make this about you are amazing. It’s like looking at a schizophrenic’s journal.

Shut the fuck up and stop being deliberately contrarian in the face of other peoples lived experiences.

The meme does not imply that. You chose to infer that. Because you are a troll, a mess, or 13.

Sadly, not in our lifetime. I’ve also seen this variation, which is also true:

Well, for one perhaps you should care about how men treat women for your own personal good and of your own fruition instead of because you happened to be related to women. (Guess what? This is a crazy secret- we ALL are related to women.) If you start thinking more along those lines. That not contributing to this…

You’re thinking about this from YOUR point of view right now when you should be thinking about it from someone else’ point of view.

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Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

That sounds low to me. I demand a recount.

It was like he was filibustering rational thinking.

Space Elevator, baby.

I will never forgive the person that started the Starbucks secret menu website. It made my time there hell. I had so many people look at me like I was an idiot when I didn’t know what went in a banana split frappicino or a birthday cake one. No. Stop. Order off the damn menu that already has like 50 options and stop…

I don’t know if I’m “agreeable” enough to snag a sugar daddy. Wait, I do know. I’m not.

while i am far from believing that every rom-com is good (and i know because i’ve seen Because I Said So...twice), i do think that at least some of the reason we all think “rom-coms suck” is because they are traditionally considered “chick flicks”?

Jeez, everything about the Spurs is first-class. They continue to show that they’re the legit best sports organization in the world. I am mildly envious of their fans.

...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.