I found a picture of myself tucked into a book twenty years after the fact. I'd flashed my then husband and he snapped the picture. It was ripped in half, but he must have found it and squirrelled it away in the book.

This was too important to leave grey.

Basically, every time Donald Trump opens his mouth hole...

That man does not deserve klonopin!

Any day that The Trump is upset and confused is a good day.

First of all, you are very talented. Second, that lil baby head reminds me of dis:

I vote abort him. 1040 weeks isn't too late, not in this case.

Those alien jerks even took the sheets!

Well you're not getting any competition from me, that's for sure.

WOW. An even bigger cunt.

I believe all of this. I knew there was now way you could healthily lose 50-100 lbs in a few months.

How do you know my mother??

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Main takeaway: I miss The Fall.

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

I knew a guy who was a lot like Jeremy Renner. Made tons of inappropriate jokes and was always desperately asserting his heterosexuality. He is happily living with his husband in Phoenix now.