Dammit, my baby was named after Aslan and Zeus, not One Direction!

Are those the most common boy baby names of 2014 or the most common werewolf romance hero names of 2014?

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

Like the English didn't practically INVENT spanking/caning porn.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

I have no idea if Adnan did this or not, but there's NO way he should have been convicted on the evidence presented. Reasonable doubt out the yang!

This tells me, 'Meh, 35? I can wait another 35 years before I start going to the gym.'

My other half's guess was "Gerard Butler? Maybe? Or is he still fat?" Lol.

Okay, I read and reread this comment to make it as uninflammatory as I could while also being precise about what I mean. But just in case, TW for the following.

Legally, I don't think it's rape. The consent was "do whatever you want to me", and it doesn't appear he withdrew that consent verbally or nonverbally (he may have, and just left that part out). Unless there was a disclaimer regarding removing clothing and performing sexual acts. Other people are equating it to…

I'm really asking myself if this can be considered rape. Am I a bad person now?

I think it's because she refuses to play the game, and doesn't make any effort to come across as likeable.

I feel like she would be a lot of fun, friendship wise. Really laid back and honest. Why do people dislike her?

Aw, I would totally talk to her. About normal shit too, like my dogs. Or how much winter sucks.

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

Our Thanksgivings were usually rough, due to lingering resentments, lack of communication, and massive jealousies between the various members of my mother's family. The worst one was probably my grandfather's last, before he died.

YES, this! I want to live in a world where guys offer to buy me brie rather than a beer. #romance

It's plural, cheeses. That kid knows where it's at. There's nothing quite like a bountiful cheese platter to get the old heart all twitterpated.