Cheeses do it for me every time.
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I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")
Ditto, cheeses are the way to my heart.
Baily and Bennett are in love. Baily and Bennett are four. Baily and Bennett are giving the rest of us a run for our…
Or you can watch a fine movie about the aftermath of a celebrity death called Come Back To The Five and Dime Jimmy Dean starring the late and unappreciated Karen Black.
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!
What you're looking at is a bolt that has just set itself free and launched out of the engine. Are you shaking? I am.
Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.
The toy aisle, as we've discussed many times, is so thoroughly divided by gender it's like walking onto the set of…
Morans live nearby.
"Illiterates Live Over There" lane is much better.
Let it go!
Joke's on you rich guy. I just made it my wallpaper for free.
I would never want this kind of staged and superficial life for my niece. Terrifying.
I *so* do not miss that stage. Babies are so much more fun once they're out of you.
Wow, I am kind of offended by the title of the article Pray 4 Hayden. What is that a reference to? This is what happens when you are pregnant, you get really really big at the end.
I honestly cannot believe I read that. It's either an A grade troll or an asshole you can see from space.
I'm never not wearing my nipple flowers.