It's just a little slap ass

So ... because you don't want to commit, in other words. Also you are not over 30.

Holy CRAP, 10 points for that reference!

I'm truly sorry your son died, John Travolta, but that should not stop people from talking about the fact that you've serially sexually assaulted people.

OH MY GOD WHY AM I IN THE GREYS WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

Can we please replace Ryan Gosling from the The Notebook with 2000 Chris Pratt? Ooh! Or let's replace Jason Statham from The Transporter with 2000 Chris Pratt. 2000 Chris Pratt for Russell Crowe in Gladiator! 2000 Chris Pratt for Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense! 2000 Chris Pratt for president! Three cheers for…

...I want this to be a poster on my wall in the year 2014.

That beautiful goober.

in a year circa 2000 this would be poster on my wall

I know this is a cliche, but … I actually will be in my bunk. :p

Wow. Great kids and an important message to the 9 year old.

This headline is so misleading. She wasn't making love to a motorcycle, she was making love to her fingers on a motorcycle. Apples and dildos, Mark.

Many people are now squinting at Sim nipples.

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

What the actual fuck? Why would people raise money for him?!

Olivia Pope drinks out of the big glasses so wine is so appropriate for Thursdays!