Worse - imagine the unnatural progeny of this and a coconut crab... I'll have a NOPE with a side of DON'T WANT...
And me!
The commentary is hilarious. These shrimp are fucking frightening!
Poor kid. First her parents make her move to Florida, now this.
Me too. Jaws ruined it for me.
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This is why I get claustrophobic in water I can't see in. HELL NO!!! Hell no.
A great white nipped a kayak two days ago only a few miles from where I'm typing this. I'm ok with the great white. I can deal with that. The picture of the shrimp made my nuts quiver.
EXCELLENT Disco Stu reference! A+
This is the best use of this gif that i have EVER seen! I am SOOOOO sealing it!
Please out this fucktard.
Hey, it's not easy being a self-proclaimed 10 and having no one recognize your awesomeness, not even women who are 6's. My God! It's almost like this rating system is complete BS done by biased, entitled douchebags with an inflated sense of their own importance.
Where the fuck did this guy come from? What an embarrassment to his mother.
Wait wait wait, I think we've got Rejected Guy Bingo! Hang on, let me get my markers....
I'm a heterosexual guy so even though I'm fully aware that these types of guys exist and believe women when they tell stories about them, I'm still a bit taken aback when I see them in the wild. Like....dudes really approach women like this? This is real life?
I'm not sure how Tinder works, does "typical 6" know Tom's full identity? Because if she does she needs to POST THE DOUCHEBAG'S NAME ASAP SO THE WORLD CAN SMACK HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD!
This kind of hatred and anger is what makes me scared to even just be a woman sometimes.
God what the fuck was wrong with her? He's so fucking desirable.
Well. Isn't he special.