Doritos ARE the Devil's snack!!! Do you know how many times I've bought the box of single servings bags and eaten 4 of them anyway? MANY TIMES, FRIEND. I can smoke a cigarette and forget the rest of the pack is there. Doritos? They have powers from the underworld.

I need to not post on any internet place while I'm drinking wine and eating Doritos

I'm reduced to down-home farmerisms: Well, I'll be. Don't that beat everything. Shucks.

I am a devoted connisseur of Christian kitsch AND Cage kitsch. And the theater near me is cheap and serves beer. Basically, October 3rd CAN NOT COME SOON ENOUGH.

I'm not trying to troll or dog whistle, but I genuinely get depressed when badass feminists like this turn out to be total nutbars.

I am making 2 pies right now! Blueberry (my favorite) and strawberry/blackberry. And I might make another one tomorrow.

I'm going to have to go with strawberry rhubarb as my second place , lemon merangue as a close third and pumpkin as the worst pie ever. My pumpkin comment may be considered controversial within the pie loving community.

^had wedding pie instead of wedding cake

Oh my gosh, the pic/comment combo cracked me up. Thanks for that!!

They look pretty squashed.

I think American Girl has done a pretty good job of representation as a company. They've always rotated dolls in and out. 7 dolls, 3 of whom are non-white, is a pretty good ratio. This should be our biggest problem.

There are 7 dolls and 3 are non-white. The issue is? I guess there could be an Asian.

The K Klan have been friends with him for years, many a vacation they filmed at his house in Mexico. I am ashamed I know this.

DON'T LET THEM HEAR YOU, OR THEY'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEIR BAGUETTES!

I like this picture because it shows just how hard these firefighters work to save lives. I also like it because it shows how hot firemen are everywhere.

I was really really worried that it was going to be negative, this being the internet and all. This is really sweet.

The combination of "refreshing" with "friend pickles" is making my head hurt.