It's extremely ironic that they would choose Zoe Saldana to play Nina Simone. Nina was criticized for not fitting European standards of beauty, and the fact that someone would choose Zoe Saldana, a woman who meets the standard for racial minorities, just proves that society's perception of beauty hasn't progressed…

I had to look her up because I hadn't heard of her and holy shit, she's Simone's doppelganger:

He literally looks like a penis.

The article doesn't say anything about Affleck using any mechanical or electronic aids to count cards. If he's doing it all in his head he's not in any way breaking the law, or even cheating, he's just good at cards and the casinos are kicking him out because of that.

I know this happens all the time at print media, but I think it might be getting worse in the digital media world. When a random algorithm decides when your ad will be place…it can go horribly wrong. A couple weeks ago there was a tornado in a Southern State (forgive me, I am not American) that popped as the lead…

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.

I've got no idea if Madonna's had anything done to her breasts. But your breasts are your breasts. They're not a blueprint for what Madonna's breasts look like, right? I am also almost her age, have never had children, and mine are just where I left them at about 25. Aging isn't a one-size fits all experience.

I sent Anna Wintour a picture of me wearing my sweatpants and a Dog the Bounty Hunter t-shirt I got on sale at a Family Dollar store and asked her if it was cool if I went tonight. She told me I could wear the outfit at the Met Gala, but only if I agreed to sit with Giuliana Rancic. I turned her down.

There's more than a tinge of ageism in those accusations. She should act her age, I guess. I hope she never does.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. But I totally believe she probably emailed this pic to Anna like " HEY GIRL. WHAT TIME SHOULD I SHOW UP IN MY TIT WRAPS" just to seal the deal.

I wonder what percentage of comments about Rihanna's naked pics were about how she's "desperate for attention" as opposed to Madonna here, who has been doing this shit since before RiRi was a twinkle in her mother's eye (and looks just as good, IMO). And by the way, of course Madonna is trying to get your attention.…

"It's a fashion club now," Turney said. "The days of wearing our old workout shorts and ratty T-shirts are over."

Um, nope, not giving her some leeway to vent in this manner. Teaching IS hard and demanding and some administrations make it even more so. But sometimes, people who have no business in a classroom wind up there anyway.

Lupita: 1

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

This especially blows when you have a miscarriage, but...target/amazon/the internet/the mail don't know it. And keep sending you things. For. Ever.

I love Jon Stewart, but not so secretly preferred Oliver's hosting stint over the summer.