I mean, it goes without saying...

Where's Nelson Van Alden when you need him?

Well, that's just not fair

See, a week ago this wouldn't have done anything for me. But now I'm all "HURRRRRR"

I was watching MAN OF STEEL and googling him. I actually yelled, "OH COME ON" at my phone.

I keep having sex dreams about Kevin Spacey. I'm aware he's gay, I don't even consciously find him attractive. My subconscious clearly has other ideas.

I just read that Henry Cavill's college major was Egyptology. And like. Stop it. Jesus, enough. ENOUGH. You are hot ENOUGH! You're just piling on, now.

GAKKK

If you're not taking it yourself, is it a selfie?

LOL man the torpedoes!

I was baffled until I made a grabby-handjob shape with my hand and was like.... "Oh." Yeah, thumb to pointer, about 7 inches. O_O Huh!

Well, I'll be damned.

" 7 inches in circumference."

This is quite possibly the best and most useful Lifehacker post of all time.

LOL

Yaaaaaaaayyy? Wait.

Life is more delightful imagining all Joe Budden tweets are secretly Joe Biden tweets.

The squash were collateral damage.

My bananas just committed suicide... :(

I would argue he ruined himself.