I was worried about that. :(

I just watched PURPLE NOON with Alain Delon, and no. His attractiveness offsets all French douchery for at least the next few decades.

I worked at a major (ish?) newspaper for almost nine years. If my experience is in any way similar to the production experiences at other papers, this sort of painful, groan-inducing, head-holding stupidity happens WAY more often than you'd think.

It's going to be weird when everyone has a grandpa named Jaxon at ye olde folks home... but then I guess maybe NOT so weird when it's fucking EVERYWHERE?

Mermaids was perfect and he was wonderful in it.

I really just want to chime in to express how much I deeply, deeply hate running. #CouchLife

It is! Wow! :D

I was scrolling too fast and read "Angela Kinsey" as "Angela Lansbury" and now I'm all bummed out because OF COURSE Angela Lansbury doesn't tweet. :(

Just put down some newspapers.

"Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?" — Rex Banner

Nothing accessorizes a stone-faced, emotionless façade like a whimsical pink feather!

How many pilot spacecrafts?

There's a little boy at Gymboree named Torbin. Why would you do that?

I really and truly misread this as "Joe Biden" — I was so confused I dropped my phone while trying to click. #ThanksObama

I'm mired in toddlerville so I haven't been listening to actual people radio in a while. I heard this song on the radio for the first time today and was convinced at some point he said, "happiness is a tube sock." I feel so out of touch.

They haven't taken it down. I'm just cringing...

NO, I'M NOT DONE WITH TRAVOLTA. There needs to be a more specific term for a has-been star that tries everyone's patience, but whom everyone patiently tolerates. It's like a mad scientist cross-bred Sunset Boulevard's Norma Desmond and a bag of marshmallows. WHY.

Except that he's British...

That's awesome. You and I would be pals.

I've never heard of facemath! I will look into it, sounds fun. :)