It recently occurred to me that Prince Eric looks like the love child of Danny Tanner and Uncle Jesse.

I'm pretty sure that Troy is my dad. It's all downhill from there. Life for unrepentant Troys gets increasingly more selfish and stupid as 40 inches closer. And once he's on his way to 50 he's just an embarrassing anecdote while Lainey successfully scrapes by, raising the kids solo.

Went to school with a girl named Crystal Ball and another named Golden Brown. O_o

I just agreed with Geraldo and I feel kinda ewww...

There's a reason our Spurs games only show the commercial break Riverwalk shots at night, and it ain't the ambiance... Not. The. Cleanest. City. €__€

Fuck you, Amy! Fuck you and your precious limes!

I legit laughed out loud.

I try not to take anything for granted. I'm sober today but anything could happen. No matter what amount of time I have under my belt, I try not to get cocky. Like you said, those thoughts come up unbidden no matter how long you go without thinking about it.

Phillip was an immensely talented man and my heart sincerely goes out to his family, as well as everyone who he reached — and moved — through his art. This is a sad day.

I just remember him looking like a big bald melted birthday cake... and suddenly WHAT.

I feel like not enough press in 2013 was given to the fact that Boy George looks like this now.

WHY DID I CLICK THIS

I was going to say that I'm holding out for the Disney interracial romance — but then I remembered Pocahontas and Hunchback. Heh. I guess I'm holding out for Disney interracial romance that doesn't end depressing and has a decent box office return.

2013 was a big year, so far 2014 is not disappointing. I'm glad I'm around to witness the cultural shift. :)

I didn't think anything was going to top that Mormon masturbation PSA, but I was wrong. If only there was a way to combine the two.

I did nine years of professional photo editing for a major newspaper. This is simple light adjustment and color correction for print. Her dress got the same treatment her skin did. No scandal here.

I decided to get sober and my mom made the same decision a week later. Now it's 15 years later and we're both still sober. Life is wonderful. People can judge and snark, but any time someone makes an effort to change for the better — whether it's rehab for drugs, or AA, counseling, or treatment for an eating disorder,…