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NGL, I loved my epidurals. :D

One of the most difficult things for a person in early sobriety is suddenly not knowing what to do with your free time. It's easy when you're surrounded by similarly motivated people in treatment or at a meeting — but when it's the weekend and you're bored, that's the trouble. It takes time and dedication — loads and…

LOL. *golf clap* Mwaaaa ha ha — that was so bad it was good.

*high fives* :D

I've been doing this ever since I saw Arachnophobia. Thanks, crappy movie!

I've long held that a rubber snake in the toilet is the perfect April Fools prank. But it has to be the very FIRST thing in the morning. No one is prepared for a snake in the toilet when they're half-awake and have to pee.

People are assholes. I got serious "whaaaaat" faces for naming my daughter Rowan, as if it was some bizarre, unpronounceable word. (I love the name Declan!)

I couldn't have put it any better.

See, MY guess would be that he's grossly under-qualified, but I supposed that's only speculation. 13 years running — and that's AFTER enduring the baffling Bush bullshit — it feels like we've suddenly been granted an appeal after a wrongful prison sentence.

She comes across as someone as talented as she is sincere. I've never seen her in a role I didn't downright love.

If I could only have one forever— chocolate or cheese —there would be no goddamn contest. CHEESE, DAMMIT, CHEESE!

As much as it sucks in the meantime, I fully encourage Perry to continue his trend of being a horrible Governor if it makes it that much easier for him to lose and lose hard in the next election. Although he has yet to state whether or not he intends to run — supposedly he will say so before the 1st of July. I'm not…

To say that following Richards with Bush and then Perry was a lesson in soul-shattering disappointment still feels like a bit of an understatement...

I make no excuses or the voting record of this state — this headache-inducing, often infuriating state — but we weren't always red. In fact, I believe Obama netted over 40% when the tally finished up in 2012. Not that it was close to a win, but not as far from it as one would expect. I think were the right candidate…

It occurred to me one day that every member of my family (on both sides) had some form of mental illness (of varying degrees) but that they also had a substance abuse problem, almost to a one. I realized that my own crippling depression and self-hatred was almost certainly due to growing up around all of that, but I…

I almost didn't read this article because my own shitbag non-existent dad makes me avoid this holiday like I'm going to win a prize for it — but I'm glad I read it. It makes grateful for every man out there putting forth the effort and love for their child. You balance the scales. Thank you on behalf of girls…

Before everyone else had him for 8 years as President, we Texans endured him for 5 years as Governor. I don't forget 13 years of exhausting bullshit that easily.

Same here — total Diet Coke addict and never had a single cavity in my 30+ years of having actual teeth. *shrug* ...I mean, I BRUSH my teeth? If Diet Coke was turning my pearly whites into mushy, acid-worn jellybeans I'm pretty sure I'd have had a clue by now. But I can only speak for MY mouth.

I learned something today! Thank you!