That’s pretty much what was going through my head. And then the fistfight with her and Parker Posey’s character. 

I can assure you, you weren’t the lame one in that exchange.

Re cocaine:

Appropriate .gif is appropriate.

Read this story with a growing sense of horror throughout at the complete disaster it’ll cause. But for me, the bit that sums it up the most is this quote from the woman who’s responsible:

First of all, “Cheesecake Factory”? How much more basic can you possibly be? Second, there’s a “Cheesecake Factory” in my suburban southern California city and it’s not like I’m rolling around in Benjamins on my bed. Third, if you absolutely insist on being racist, hold out for something better because what you’re…

Nicki really needs to stop.

Good! Sending happy thoughts your way. 

I LOVE your comment, and love even more that it is coming from an angry pregnant woman who’s cussing.

Congrats on your little nugget. I hope you have a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby.

Sometimes, violence IS the answer. 

Oh, Crohns disease triggered every time this asshole thinks anything remotely religious in any capacity. Simply saying “oh God” would cause him to spontaneously shit himself. I can get behind this kind of curse.

One in four women have lost a pregnancy, and I’m a member of that club. In the moment, I would have been too distraught and distracted to act. Now that I’m an Old, I can picture myself calmly pulling down product displays and running my hand along the shelf of supplements as I left the store. 

Pregnancy is stressful. I know, I’ve done it twice. Healthy kids both times, but issues both times as well. Best of luck, positive thoughts, and keep yourself healthy and stress-free as you can.

the aftermath of a miscarriage is tough enough without the emotional aspect. and then you have this asshole strut through and make her feel worse. fuck this asshole. i hope he somehow develops hemorrhoids all over his face.

Sending prayers and positive thoughts your way.

I hope he has explosive diarrhea forever.

Congratulations!

I had my twins with IVF (a while ago) so fingers crossed for you. Can you imagine being forced to carry a dead fetus for (x) number of months so you can go through the hell of labor? Explosive diarrhea forever is too good for him.

Good luck. I feel like I could have written your post. My wife and I are going through this now. Our first ultrasound is Friday. If, through some tragedy, we found ourselves in the scenario of a pharmacist denying us medicine to deal with a lost baby because of some fucking voodoo bullshit, I would probably beat them…