ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

Inject it into my veins now.

Olivia jade

I’m sure that, compared to a Russian prison, it looks like summer camp.

I cannot get enough of this girl and am dying for a documentary about her. I am endlessly fascinated by grifters and the psychology behind their shameless, fearless need to lie about shit.

Note to aspiring grifters: you can inflate your identity and cv and you can take the easily impressed but not so rich for large amounts*. You can even take the rich for small amounts°. But never, ever take the rich for large amounts - they will. take. you. down.

I’m really surprised she was acquitted of the charge where she scammed the Vanity Fair girl out of 60 grand. 

Lori Loughlin is upset that her legacy

Rhetorical question (to be read in an exasperated tone): Why? How?! Why and how does this keep happening, state after state after state? I understand that the right is employing a very strategic plan to totally eliminate abortion access. However, it’s clear that the majority of our country doesn’t feel the same way.

I really feel like all Harry has to do is go on camera with the BBC and say “The media is the reason my mother died when I was 12, and the reason my child will not have her in their life. I’m sure you all will understand my desire for privacy.”

These people that call Meghan and Harry “minor royals” and claim Meghan is an attention seeking social climber are the same ones that are mad that H&M want a wee bit of time and privacy. I call bullshit. They can’t have it both ways.

i am here for news about William the Scumbag cheating on Kate & being just like his father & the british tabloid media blaming Meghan. Where’s that article?

The Sun should be careful what they wish for. He could walk.  He has money, he would have no problem getting a real job and he really hates the media.

They really can’t win in this situation, can they? If they want a tiny bit of privacy during a life event they get slammed for not playing along. If they post anything, they get accused of being attention whores. 

Harry is nowhere near the line of succession anymore due to William’s issue. I say let him and Meghan have their privacy

As a Canadian, I always say, I love the British monarchy because without them, I’d be French.

I will freaking turn over cars and light trash can fires if they get away with this.

The only thing old dudes in locker rooms love more than roaming around naked is getting dressed in a totally fucked up order of operations.

Normally, I enjoy reading your posts.

LOL she reminds me of Andy Samberg’s character in Parks & Rec