I prefer the middle-ground approach of walking over, upending their table, and screaming “SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKERS”.

The comedy at roasts is always expected to be pretty blue, and frankly I think if anyone should be allowed to make jokes about Harvey Weinstein it should be a veteran actress like Moore whose likely experienced her share of bullshit at the hands of men in Hollywood.

Rich is sensitive.

ugh for fuck’s sake. she’s not a comedian. Roasting someone you know and love isn’t that easy, she made a dumb joke. How is this news?

The Seth Meyers joke is pretty good, though, right?

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The most disturbing thing is that tiny area rug set in the middle of that huge foyer. Like, no wonder they live in a house of horrors with feng shui like that.

Ok so GMG is definitely getting paid to promote this movie, right? Because this has to be at least the 6th article I’ve seen here about how incredibly scary and amazing it is, all with the same hyperbolic language. And yeah I guess it’s a pretty fun movie, but the hype is feeling like overkill with all the actual…

They can’t, Instagram took their souls.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

Bourdain was an advocate for women. He also used his platform to give a voice to the largely brown and Spanish speaking staff who make up the backbones of our restaurant industry. 

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

yes, because water is overrated

I’m not french but this is also pretty much my motto.

Don’t the French drink wine like, constantly? I’m so confused.

or his beard(s).

I don’t think much about his wig.

It’s hard to know stuff when you’re busy quietly settling out of court with the multitudes of men you’ve sexually harassed and/or blackmailed.

Supported here - EMU grad, the “other green and white”.