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I don’t understand the negative tone of this article. This woman got death threats, was investigated by the government, and had her career greatly curtailed for this one stunt. All of this backlash happened, and it was over the top. Why is she wrong and somehow dishonest for initially apologizing and then being like,

Not a big fan of Kathy, but she gave a pretty good Howard Stern interview a few weeks back and in that, at least, she did say that she does still feel sincerely apologetic towards the people who have been impacted by actual beheadings. She just thinks that 99% of the people who were outraged are not those people, and

Bobby Finger ando Rich are strangely dismissive of Griffin and, her whole experience stemming from the backlash. Is it some sort of resentment? This was rather recent, therefore the backlash and all it entailed is still pretty vivid and FUCK yeah it was pretty scary I do not blame Griffin one bit for her initial

None of the jokes were about her looks. Anyone who says they were is projecting.

Portugal. A fair deal poorer, but a progressive government and excellent tomatoes.

I really love that they truly don’t understand that they’re proving her point. And IF (a serious IF) they do, they’re likely trying to have their cake and eat it too but fuck all that.

She is so right.

Michelle Wolf was calling her a liar and a gaslighter. That is all true. She would fit right in at with the other aunties in the Handmaid’s Tale. Frankly, I’m disgusted by all the women rushing to her defense. She is not the one that needs to be defended.

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

I don’t know. If my cat has taught me anything, it’s that assholes live forever.

He’s 84.

“And it leaks for, like, five days.”

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

In soccer, you have to use your feet

My wife is a slut.