Once more the the cheap seats in the back.

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

Caitlyn Jenner: just another selfish, rich, clueless white lady. She can go suck it with Susan Sarandon.

Fuck Caitlyn, and fuck Piers Morgan too.

Caitlyn Jenner now believes that Trump has set back transgender rights 20 years.

It’s a battle between the notoriously misogynistic, predator-shielding Catholic church and their slut-shaming morals. And Katy Perry. I’m learning that nuns can be both marginalized and assholes. 🤷🏾‍♀️

They did. They’re full of shit and trying to get the most money they can out of the deal but keep saying they changed their mind because Katy is a Whore, basically.

Our Sisters were supposed to live for the rest of our lives at our beloved Convent. But, against our will, the Archdiocese removed us to “monetize” our property. 

My favorite detail “She uses sturdy wooden hangers, which match her floors”.

you look amazing at 7:00 at night, fyi. extremely sultry. On the days when I wear makeup, by 7:00 I look like someone dumped a bottle of vegetable oil on my face.

Giuggioli and Brancaccia

Always buy Newman’s Own when it’s an option. It’s good food, all the profits go to charity and you get to stare at Paul’s face.

This news has single-handedly redeemed my Thursday — no, my entire month.

Zeus McClurkin and Swish Young

I knew I should not have read this.

Lin-Manuel just GETS THINGS DONE.

She’s actually very down to earth and genuinely kind. I worked a children’s event she was hosting and she rolled up her sleeves and happily got dirty with the kids. Also extremely gracious to everyone-both celebs and the “crew”. I’ve been listening to her podcasts with Oprah and she seems to have her shit together.…

“walk the line,” heh heh heh.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

While I was expecting Witherspoon to put on that questionable Southern charm and overdo her excitement to the point of my own exhaustion, nothing she’s doing here feels like an act.