Ah you mean the DA Cy Vance who elected not to bring charges against him 3 years ago, despite having an audio recording of him apologizing to the victim.

My old man who had been there with me from college graduation to marriage to the pregnancy from hell where he never left my side had such severe dementia when I was about to give birth. Was a week away from having our daughter when we had to put him down because he refused to eat, could not understand day/night…

I feel like dogs always die whenever a new baby is coming or born. Depressing.

I’m so sorry, it’s so hard to lose your best friend. He looks like he has the sweetest soul.

I’m so sorry you’re losing your very good boy. It’s hard even when they live a long, good life.

All the hugs. It’s so hard.

A very, very good boy, who loves you very much and knows you’re doing what’s right.

This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.

Terry is very upset about this outcome and so is Floppy Moppet.

I think it’s very telling that the two Presidents most catastrophic for the United States both came from the entertainment industry.

I’m all for a gay woman being in charge, (Go Seattle!) but I’m kinda over the whole celebrity jumping in on the top level thing.

Liev Schreiber is definitely the type of person who interjects conversations with “Oh, you need x/y/z? Because I got a guy.”

Meghan’s half-sister is pretty bad but her step-sisters are worse.

I managed a BWW for a number of years that I’m not proud of, and the price of buying wings has gone up directly with the cost it takes the restaurant to acquire said wings. If you think restaurants are getting the wings for a penny apiece and jacking up the price 100-fold, you’re mistaken.

Now, let’s just assume for a second that the pee tape is real, knowing that it will damn well be leaked (heh) on the internet, would you watch it?

Ever notice people are always like “Wanna feel old? Such and such movie/show/album/song came out 20 years ago!” “When you think 1998 was 10 years ago but it’s actually 20” or “if Back to the Future came out today, Marty would travel to 1988.” Has this always happened throughout time, or have we all experienced some…

In some kind cognitive blip, my brain read that as penisless, and despite my pacifism, I was like, ok, yeah agreed.

So all that medicine is going to go off patent, all that music is going to Soundcloud and that Picasso is going to the Met. Right? The government owes us something right now.

Me rolling out from under my rock to watch US news:

Wait... he has The Carter V?!