Monica...in a blue dress. That woman just owns her shit, and I love it.

I can attest to Amber’s story about Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg - they don’t give a fuckkkkk about rules of the road. They double park EVERYWHERE and act like there are literally no such thing as traffic laws.

It’s our prerogative to be unfiltered and weird, because what can they do to us? Make us greyer? I’ll never be un-greyed, I might as well enjoy that freedom

Someday they should have a one time Oscar category for Best Performance by an Actor Playing Winston Churchill where only the Queen of England gets to vote.

I hope dear Jane doesn’t see this comment. 😘

Also I feel like Mira Sorvino is wearing a decade’s worth of statement dresses to make up for how much of her career was lost because of that serial rapist and I love that. Get it.

I had a surreal instant when I confused Jane Fonda with Nancy Reagan.

Allison Janney came to win.

The ones on the right are not on fire!

Evergreen:

So did Britney Spears

I think every woman asked that by Access Hollywood should ask the questioner how they think women celebrities felt after hearing the Trump tape and whether they wondered if they were the unknowing topic of such nastiness when they did an Access Hollywood segment. They should ask why anyone would believe that was the…

I still hate that guy.

Perez Hilton can fuck right off.

Can I be honest? If I was rich enough, I would pay someone else to change my baby’s diapers.

But what do I do with all my money? I’m so bored.

Someone better lock up those Trump sons until he’s back on his feet.

One of the beautiful things about non-cloned animals and humans is that we stretch ourselves to love different personalities, different quirks, and different ways of being. This is how we evolve.

Those are *almost better because they’re even worse. Maybe this can go so far into ugly they’ll start to get good or at least hilarious. Are they evolving into club kid platforms or like Gundam robots next?

They . . . look kind of painful, actually.