Offset would drown his sorrows in someone else’s vagina. He’d be fine. 

I’m such a sucker for weddings and proposals and in general anything to get my mind off the absolute fuckery of our current state of the world. This made me so happy I cried like a little baby. 

Hey Jeff, FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUU.

I’m putting “so sorry I’m not so bad looking” on my fucking grave.

3 billion. This is total bullshit.

I will never EVER understand the mindset that it takes to be like oh no no no, let’s not fire this fuckstick, let’s protect him it’ll make us look better that way. Raising tuition is absolute bullshit. Their endowment is 3BILLION dollars.

I’ll take it upon myself to speak for all MSU grads. Fucking good. Should be more, but whatever. Now kindly fix yourselves and continue to purge all those “reputation above all else douchebags”.

Way to read the crowd and get back on the side of good public opinion you fucking motherfucking fuck.

Commenting simply bc this should be at the top. Bravo, Jane.

I didn’t know this pairing existed and now I’ve never been happier.

They have to be. There’s no other possible explanation. And they’re fucking falling for it it’s killing me!

Louis Vuitton is doing them too and I think worse (if possible)

I just posted the exact same thing on an earlier post today that was equally as snarky but worse, bc she was talking about what happened to her during the Fappening. Even brought up Anne. You didn’t miss anything. It’s just come to be that time in her career where mean girls all over the internet decided to start…

The single greatest candy on planet earth.

Omg remember poor Anne Hathaway? Like I get it, she’s a tad annoying in that theater geek kinda way but holy shit if you knew nothing about her and stumbled onto Jez at that time you’d think she murdered puppies for sport.

I will never understand the full out Jennifer Lawrence hatred on this site. Except for the whole “build a woman up simply to tear her down piece by piece immediately after” mentality that unfortunately infects this place all too often. It’s gross and I hate it.

I spoke to one of the nurses in her office today and she said it would just be blood work and an exam. And from there she would decide if I need to see a specialist or not. And you’re 100% right. I started googling the other day and go so lost in an infertility K-hole that I had to stop. I’m just gonna take it one…

I’m so sorry to hear that you’re going through this too. It’s the pits. Have you started testing yet? I have my first appointment on Friday. I’m not sure what’s in store for me this first time. I assume only blood work and maybe a script for my husband to give a sample? Idk I’m a little nervous. I’m giving you all the…

Ugh I’m sorry. It fucking sucks, right? One thing I guess that we have going for us is the fact that so many women are open and honest about it. Makes you feel much less alone. I toast you with my Chianti. Internet hugs and kisses to you.

He’s always talking about how “he can’t say anything yet bc attorneys won’t let him” but really it’s just he’s trying to figure out who to pin the blame on.