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I’m going to use that analogy every day until I die.

This giant sack of hot air has been going on and on about how “he’s working on bringing out the truth” regarding his firing from Fox News. Saying that he can’t say what exactly is going on but that “it will all come out” soon enough. I’m betting that’s what this is about. He’s going to somehow try and blame his ex

I hope you said “deliver the load of all loads” to her doctor. Either way I’m gonna imagine you did bc it makes me laugh and I could use that right now.

Omg yes! Right now I’m sitting in Washington Square Park trying to cheer myself up bc it’s 75 degrees in February and I just wanna cry in public like an insane person!

We’re still fairly early along in the grand scheme of things. 7 months of ovulation testing trying and a few months prior to that of just not not trying. So close to a year now. I’m anxious to see my doctor on Friday. Both because I’m ready to find out if something is, in fact, wrong, and because I’m so ready to get

Thanks, Jujy ❤️

I’m so, so sorry to hear that. But I know what you mean. I don’t want to be this fragile shell of a person that everyone feels like they need to walk on eggshells around. I was a little open in the beginning but I had family members apologizing to me about bringing their babies around. Like no, no. The babies make me

Thank you. This blows. I’m still hopeful and I have an appointment with my doctor on Friday for testing. For some reason it’s easier to be open about it with internet strangers than with friends and family. Not sure why.

Thank you. This sucks.

I’ve been trying to get pregnant for a while now and thought I was, finally, until yesterday, so for the next two weeks I will be making myself immortal. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer. Currently drinking.

Anonymous internet commenting (mostly) agreement. We should go in the internet hall of fame, my friend.

True, but in Jen’s defense, Versace’s entire line this year is a replica of 25 years ago.

Just like one of the kids in the above video stated, I don’t want to disarm America. But I don’t think there’s any place for a fully or a semi automatic weapon outside of a war zone. I think those types of weapons for your average American citizen should be banned (along with bump stocks). I also think that there

Somebody down thread already stated it, but these kids will be voting very soon and their outrage and organizing is what’s giving me hope.

I can’t stop crying over what these poor kids have had to go through, but I am so proud that these kids are our future. This is the first time in my adult life that I’ve been hopeful about any real common sense gun legislature passing. And it is 100% because of these children. I hope the NRA and all their A+ rated

My husband has for the most part gotten me out of my extreme obsession of shitty reality TV but I’ll be goddammed if I don’t gleefully watch the shit out of this.

NOBODY CHECKED WITH ME ON THIS REBOOT

Yes! Perfect, please I’ll take 5.

Every single detail in this story makes me want to set shit on fire.

I’m also assuming the Jonathan Waxman is shaking in his boots. I love his food but I’ve always gotten a super creep vibe from him.