I’d be really happy if from now on, all Mooch articles were posted with photos of Mario Cantone as the Mooch. Who at Jezebel can I take this up with?

Every day I wake up and I’m like “no fucking way these lunatics are going to surprise me today” and then I stumble on a quote from Ivanka’s book where she thought making the best of a bad situation was to TAKE MONEY AWAY FROM THE MAIDS. Sorry for all the shouting. This one took me for a loop.

No disrespect to #metoo but #exposeyourpig for the win. Now excuse me while I try to make it a thing in America.

WHAT THIE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?!

Please god tell me that’s not real

I was scrolling thru insta just a few minutes ago and saw this and had to read it like 5 times before it sunk in. I hope she’s ok. Tho, I’m sure she will be because something tells me she has the strength to fight like nobody’s business.

My only memory of this movie was when I was on my senior year of high school spring break and someone had changed the marquee at the movie theater across the street from my hotel to read “Eat Dirty Pussy”. And I posed for a picture in front of it. Then I drank too much terrible beer and passed out by the pool,…

Thank you and congratulations to you!

Ugh that’s horrible. I knew she had a shit time being pregnant but I thought it was extreme nausea and other horrendous, but not quite life threatening issues

Kim can have babies on her own no problem. It’s just once they’re in her body, they make her want to die and vomit. She reacted that way because her 20 year old sister was knocked up by some guy she had been dating for appx 4 minutes.

It’s so bad. The only reason I clicked on the link was to zoom in because I thought I was seeing things

Omg that was so good and brought tears to my eyes too. That was actually her 3rd interview. The second was when she was touring with Tony Bennet on that jazz album.

Mine too!

I’m super excited to watch this. I’ve been listening to her wonderful openness for a couple of years now - ever since her first appearance on Howard Stern. Her first interview with him was probably the best interview I’ve ever heard anyone give. It’s hands down the best of the thousands that he’s ever conducted, as…

I’m very upset that 39 minutes have passed and this question has yet to be answered.

They’re usually so so terrible. I used to work for Continental back before they merged with United and those were the cheapest, most uncomfortable, cheesy uniforms ever. Delta and Virgin always look absolutely amazing. I’m lucky that I’m corporate now and the company I work for just wants us in navy or black suits or…

I am a corporate flight attendant, and my work attire consists of control top pantyhose, dresses or suits, and cutesy scarves that are super cute but make me feel like I’m being choked to death for hours. So basically my only take on this post is my raging jealousy at what you guys get to wear to work.

Do we know if she chose to have a scheduled c-section so she didn’t have to deal w the pain and pooping and screaming and that’s why she said it was lazy? Or are we just coming after her w pitchforks no matter what?

Same.

I will still watch bc I would love to get plowed by Liam Neeson. HEEYY-OOOOH