Nope. Sorry. Can’t get behind paroling someone who stabbed an innocent person in a culty fit

Omg THE WORST! I’m so happy he’s out of the studio

Ok but just like real quick. I’m a flight attendant and the potable water is disgusting and the tanks are basically never ever cleaned out and I don’t want you to die from coffee poison. Please don’t drink airplane coffe/tea. Buy it in the terminal to help your travel poops.

I plan on allowing a super group of men on the island. To qualify for said super group, you must have a high sperm count, never have man spreaded and/or mansplained, and preferably be a good dancer.

Notice the constant use of “Dr. Cosby”

Ummmmm what?

Should we decide men can join us in the future, I officially move you to the top of the list.

You are bad at the internet.

I really needed this palate cleanser after reading the post about the Cosby juror. Thx Jess.

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR MATH YOU WITCH

Where should our meeting place be for planning our escape? Also, I assume we agree that pets are allowed no matter their gender?

Right? I mean there’s enough of us I think to band together and make this happen. Tho I haven’t decided if my method would be to send them all to island to Lord of the Flies each other or if we should all escape to an island to live in peace with piña coladas. It’s a plan in its infancy.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

These women are fucking superheroes and I think we should build them a shrine and worship at it

I can’t wait to hear Michael K’s take on this.

I have also never heard of the phrase “spit roasting” unless, of course, referring to a lamb bc I’m Greek and we make all kinds of excuses for that. But now it’s my new favorite sex thing to say and I plan on peppering sentences with it on the reg from now on

This gif is mesmerizing

I have no idea how I’ve gone this far in life having never heard that Kevin Spacey might be gay. And I waste way more time than I care to admit reading celebrity gossip.

Corporate flight attendant here. There’s wifi up there, even overseas. I like to picture a couple aides zip tying his tiny hands together and playing monkey in the middle with his cell phone instead.

Uma is not getting nearly enough love in this post. That dress is so so so beautifully constructed. It’s a sculpture.