DAMMIT! How did I miss that?!

My favorite part of the internet is discovering fellow Michael K fans.

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That insta video is the second worst thing to happen to America in 2016.

Internet hugs to you, friend.

OH FUCK YOU ANTHONY WEINER. If he was just screwing himself over time and time again, I might, possibly still feel bad for him. But now that he might be fucking the entire world, he FINALLY decides to go to rehab. Fuck off you narcissistic shitbag.

That feels wonderful. Thank you.

Yea I’ve been watching it. I just was so confident this whole time. Even when she was supposedly ahead by a landslide, he was closer than he ever should have been, but now this is terrifying. There’s a shit ton of racists and misogynists that are SUPER fucking excited to vote for him.

Touché.

This is legitimately the first time I’ve been afraid during this entire thunderfuck of an election season. I’ve been so confident in the American people and the electoral process that I truly was not afraid of Trump possibly winning. Now Anthony Weiner’s dick and an asshole with a vendetta might be the reason a cheeto…

He’s fucking certifiable and they keep promoting him and feeding his already insane ego. How this man hasn’t been disbarred and never allowed to practice law ever again is totally beyond my comprehension.

Anytime I find myself in a “what should I read” conversation I force this one upon everyone. It’s so so so good and so insane it’s almost too crazy to be true! I could’t believe I was hearing this man’s insane words all over again. And this time on camera. And he was fucking PROMOTED!

Oh man, if you’re mind boggled by him now, please read The Monster of Florence. It is an absolutely fascinating true story about a serial killer that killed for decades in Florence and the complete ineptitude of the Italian justice system. Mignini was only slightly less contemptible than the murderer.

Where is he? I live way downtown and my OB is on the far upper east side and so difficult to get to.

Agreed. Mine was not nearly this public. Just in front of my family during the holidays (about 35 loud, crazy Greeks). But my now husband and I knew more than anything that we were going to get married and how important our families are to us. Plus we were in my home town, which we rarely are so it was perfect. It…

Thank you! We love it. It was our thank you card. I thought it would feel weird but it actually felt kinda great. All these strangers were smiling at us and high fiving and congratulating us. The funniest part was that they all sort of cleared the way for us and gave us a ton of space right in the middle of Grand…

I am! I’ve been working ass off lately, so haven’t been around to comment, but always lurking.

Ok, so I follow @redcarpetman on insta and he posts her all. the. time. and I swear to gob every time I see her face I’m all “who da fuq?!” until I read the caption. Then I think of you and I laugh. Miss you, boo.

That gif is straight up mesmerizing.

So you guys, I don’t mean to brag (I’m totally bragging) our wedding photos are way cooler than that header photo.