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It was in my house during that broadcast, that’s for sure.

While doing power squats.

At least those fucking monsters are open about their bigotry. Unlike all these gun toting homophobe politicians sending their thoughts and prayers to a community they’ve always hated.

She’s making me crush on her so fucking hard, but for real, tho, if literally NOTHING was changed after 20 babies were murdered, why do we expect anything to happen now? This is depressing as fuck.

It took me longer to get my iced coffee this morning.

It was a terrible, horrible accident that absolutely could have been prevented, yes. I am very sad that the innocent animal was killed. I think I’ve made myself very clear on that point. But the reaction towards the mother is fucking absurd. First and foremost bc no one has even mentioned the dad or is coming at him,

Please, tell me what you would have preferred to happen once the child fell into the enclosure.

I pictured devil worshipping poops.

Touché.

Obviously, yes, but if anyone on the planet deserves internet rage, it’s this guy.

I wish so so so badly that the internet’s rage will be as quick and swift on this douchebag as it was on the Cincinnati gorilla mom.

Thank you for that information. I now think that the mother deserved to watch her son be publicly torn in half.

I like you.

Omg yes! It’s the same shit over and over again. Internet pitchforks and screaming about how DYFUS needs to take the kid away from his horrible mother. Meanwhile no one gives a flying fuck what the dad was doing.

Absolutely. They’re the experts. They should be responsible for protecting every living being on their property.

I was afraid to click on that link and now I’m regretting I did. Jesus Christ that poor family.

I’m sure they’re already angrily typing away at how if it was their child, they would NEVER EVER take their eyes off him for even one second, so my point is moot. But also, fuck those guys even more.

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.

Me too. I hate being one of those “back in MY day” annoying people, but seriously, no one could ever replicate Michael K. Also, I’m super jealous of you. We emailed back and forth once about meeting up for drinks but I’m sure he thought I was just a crazy stalker.

I feel like that Husky understands me.