You definitely win the who is the most disturbed by this photo contest. Your puppy was a good boy. This guy, I’m guessing, is not.

So, I’m not one to rag on someone’s kink or anything but that photo will haunt my nightmares forever.

Omg me too. He truly is our Shakespeare.

So I have two jobs. One, where I’m a corporate flight attendant and my wardrobe is scrutinized from the tip top of my hairdo to my heel hight, earring size, and opaqueness of my stockings.

That’s wonderful!

One of my favorite pastimes on Jezebel is finding my fellow OG D-Listed readers. I miss the days when it was just Michael K.

I am not at all embarrassed at how excited I am for this.

Same! Do you remember when Wyclef knocked him in the face and Perez flipped out and posted that horrific scream/sobfest? Like, I don’t promote violence either, but I’m also not one to talk shit about literally everyone on the planet online, and then attempt to also do it in person. Someone would definitely eventually…

I don’t see the comparison and I’m sure if you actually read the post you’d feel the same.

“When I was a teenager I was super awkward. I don’t think I really felt comfortable in my body or with how I looked and people were nasty,” she said.

In other news, I have settled on the fact that they’re BOTH assholes.

Everything about this post gives me the barfs.

“Here’s Doug Hutchinson talking about being a gross pedophile”

What exactly do you not understand about the basic fundamentals of what she’s saying? He told her that actresses, specifically are replaceable. He said “girls are replaceable”. You’re bringing on a different point that has absolutely nothing to do with her statement and what was said to her.

I know, I know, you guys have it so hard.

Yea except he didn’t say that actors and actresses are replaceable. Only that girls, specifically are replaceable. Next time, read.

I know that this isn’t what I should be focusing on, but her eyebrows are what dreams are made of.

Reminds me of hamburger helper

*sniff*

80's on 8 is playing him all day and it’s all I can listen to