Listen here, Cady, I really enjoy you and all but I am NOT afraid to engage in fisticuffs over Idris.

I just want to take this opportunity to tell you all to watch Robot and Frank. And then ugly-cry yourselves to sleep.

Thank you so much for introducing me to this

I know that the opportunity would never present itself but if Mr. DancingMuppets was ever in the same room with her without me, I’m pretty sure I’d call in a bomb threat.

That’s so fucking gross.

I hope to everything that this is true. And also like, I mean, I know it’s not possible to “steal” someone from another person, but if anyone could do it, it’s her.

Didn’t one side of her face look different from the other, too? Botched job.

Yes! Just recently. I’d be shocked though. Unless he also wants to come out of the closet.

I feel like after what happened on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Brad’s no longer allowed to make a movie where Angie isn’t the lead love interest.

I just read them and Mr. DancingMuppets isn’t home yet and I am THE WORST DECISION MAKER EVER. Don’t do it.

OMG YES JESUS THANK YOU I’M SO HAPPY!

Same.

Thank you! That’s what I hear all the time!

Let me make something very clear to you. A. You don’t love women, you hate them. And B., the feeling is mutual.

I bet you he’s been listening to Don’t Speak on repeat for weeks.

Ok. Whatever you say, internet stranger and/or just general troll. Also, if you hate women so much, take your bullshit over to Reddit where it’s appreciated.

Give me all your money, then. He makes significantly more than me. Come to terms with that fact that all women aren’t money grubbing gold digging whores. Just like I’m aware that not all men are misogynistic tiny pricked assholes like you.

Hahahaha ok, Mr. Rossdale, I get it. And also, you clearly don’t know a goddamn thing about women and don’t you dare speak for me. I’m getting married in a few weeks and have signed a VERY fair prenup for both our sides. Should this marriage not work out, neither one of us is getting half of the other’s assets no…

Oh take it the fuck easy, Mr. MRA. Anytime someone gets half of another’s net worth, especially when said person cheated, it’s bullshit. And which is it - she was the sole provider or he also made millions? Kindly, take a seat.

So help me god, if this airs the day of my wedding, I’m calling it off.