That’s true. It’s way better for the kids with a clean break instead of some god awful months long legal battle. I just hate that he gets all that money, especially if infidelity really was the reason for the break up.

I understand what you mean, but it just makes me sad. She’s such a bad ass and worked so fucking hard for that money. It’s a shame she has to give half of it up just to get rid of her at best, nanny fucking and at worst, closeted gay husband.

OMG that dog is me.

WHAT?! I had to take a break between figuring out table seating and listening to Hello on repeat for appx 14 hours straight to figure out if everything I know in life is turned upside down bc Randi doesn’t appreciate Adele the way I do. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME??????

Just gave you a follow!

I forgot to ask, are you on Insta??? I feel like we should be friends.

HI!!! I’ve been lurking from my phone late at night lately since it’s been ALL WEDDING ALL THE TIME. I’m currently trying to figure out how to seat 300 people properly to maximize fun and also write out a zillion thank you cards from the shower and bachelorette party. So basically, I’m drowning in fancy paper. But…

OMG ME TOO! I was ready to throw my laptop out the window. Phew.

Michael Ian Black for the win.

Why do we still feign surprise when Wendy Williams says dumb shit?

Dear Fendi,

I understand maybe half of those words.

Ha. I always enjoy the use of crotchety, but especially in regards to this photo.

Yes! I always do this! I didn’t know it was a still photography thing, but I studied broadcast journalism in college and we were never to put a subject dead center in the frame. Ever since then, totally centered photos always look so funny to me.

I mean, I will admit that she’s giving great face and she’s kinda the perfect MAC spokesmodel and it’s a great photograph, but it’s all snatch.

You are my sunshine.

A. This council is a bunch of prudie mcprudes.

I WILL EAT CHICKEN WHEREVER I WANT YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Thank you thank you thank you! I’m feeling so much love right now and it’s making my heart swell like the grinch!

Thank you so much!