Thank you!!!

Right? It’s SO GROSS!

Anything sans serif annoys the fuck out of me

HAHAHAHAH you get me.

I will take that over SQ. Especially since the SQ ads on the busses have at LEAST 4 bloody pairs of hands. I’m just hoping and crossing all fingers and toes that whoever is setting it up looks at the fact that the bus is being rented for a wedding and goes out of his/her way to not send me a bloody/sexy bus.

Ugh that sounds super lovely. We originally wanted like 80 people in Santorini (I’m Greek) but then we realized that a lot of our closest friends family members wouldn’t be able to afford that or take off work for that long. We spend so much time with our families we figured that as wonderful as a small ceremony in…

So, we rented a double decker bus for our wedding to cart the bridal party around in between the ceremony and the reception for photos. Something that from the beginning I was determined to splurge on. Anyway, on the contract it states explicitly that they cannot guarantee what advertisement will be on the side due to…

November 14th!!! Or according to my terrifying, nagging registry, 53 days! (juts to clarify, I’m not terrified to marry Mr. DancingMuppets, I’m only terrified to host a giant party for 300 people.)

You seriously the best ever. I promise once all this wedding planning is over, I’ll be back to only having to worry about work (slash jez commenting)

I haven’t been on a religiously as usual lately. I missed you.

Fuck. Seriously?!

Man, these clowns can’t do anything right. Maybe if there had been hookers with the cancer kids.

*fans self in anticipation

That is a terrible thing to say and I’m sorry he was such an ass.

+1 to you calling him my husband. We’re 58 days away from our wedding day and that just made me swoon!!!

Definitely not. That’s something that honestly I don’t know if our relationship could survive.

I’m with you. I can’t imagine what an enormous kick in the tits it would be if I asked Mr. DancingMuppets what he thought about my body and he was all “meh”.

What is below decks? Is that like Vanderpump Rules but with boats? Why have I not started watching this?

I mean, I get that and everything but it’s the most amazing shit show on reality tv today and I can’t help but love that.

I hate and love all of these people so much all at the same time.