Same.

I’d give you an alibi.

The black bar over the little girl’s chest is what did it in for me. That mother is clearly sexualizing her child.

Same.

You gotta give 110%

Well, Beverly, that makes one of us.

I would read the shit out of that.

I know there’s like appx 100 million other reasons to love her, but she is so poised and elegant and beautiful that all I want to do is stare at her.

Hahahaha I probably couldn’t figure out the math questions while completely sober.

I wish I coupled drinking too much with angry workouts post breakup. I typically followed drinking too much with eating too much, followed again by drinking too much and embarrassing late night texts.

Holy shit where was this when I was in college?! (Oh wait, I know, smart phones didn’t exist). Either way, this is genius and whoever created these apps deserves all the money.

Until this app includes a breathalyzer that automatically shuts down your phone, it can fuck right off.

I came here to say just this. There is no way in hell that anything he’s been through with the SEALS have prepared him for Danielle Staub.

WHERE WERE YOU IN MY CLUB DAYS, TARYN

My boobs were never big enough to store things. I’m jeal.

THANK YOU!

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You and I are still friends bc it’s fucking great. Also, our mutual love of Rock.

I feel like this is some sort of Kanye inspired art project about how Kim is the only woman that’s ever mattered or something.

I can only assume this has something to do with the recent rumors that her and Justin were getting back together.