Like, no joke, tho, Kim wore at least 5 versions of that exact same Balmain a few years ago, no? Am I crazy? Or has Kylie just taken on full Kim face and they are just the same person?

Omg OF COURSE she does.

I feel like banning or greying or whatever you wanna call it has been so commonplace among the writers now. I only started commenting like 2 years ago, but I was a lurker for years before that and it just didn’t seem like something that happened so often. Granted, that was pre Lena photos and that blackmail bullshit…

OMG I love him he’s like if the doge dog and double rainbow man came to life!

I’ve been closely studying her entire look and this bitch even wore a fucking crown. So, like, maayyyybbbbeeee you can be forgiven for wearing a mostly white gown to someone else’s wedding (not really), but on top of it, you wear a very much bridal looking crown and fucking disco balls on your feet?! Sit down and have…

Right?! That was my biggest issue. It’s like Russian mail order prom dress.

That’s fucking ridiculous. Besides the fact that you were one of like a zillion commenters who (rightfully) railed them for that bullshit post, I find it hard to believe that the editors didn’t know what was coming.

I know I could respond to your comment but more importantly HOW ARE YOU GREY?!

And I think I deserve a diamond tiara and a scepter that simultaneously controls my shirtless muscly manservant and my netflix, but sadly we don’t all get what we think we deserve.

God, I didn’t even think about that. She’s so utterly trapped. It’s awful.

I like the cut of your jib.

Maybe I’m rusty from being away for so long, but I have no snark for her. I legitimately feel sorry for her. To feel so trapped that you can’t leave your husband after you find out he’s molested 5 little girls, most being his sisters, is a horror I could never imagine. His infidelity is just the sick cherry on top of…

I very much agree with this statement.

I know I was on vacation for a long time but WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SAUR?

That made me want to hulk smash things.

THIS NEEDS MORE STARS. I just got off Jez on my phone (bc kinja won’t let me sign in on my phone) and got on my laptop so I could let you know how good this is. Bravo.

Great. Here’s to another year of “Jen’s FINALLY Pregnant” followed by “Jen. SAD AND ALONE” which will again be followed by “Jen’s Baby Bump” and then “Justin Leaves Jen Because She’s Got Baby on the Brains” etc, etc., barf.

This is the greatest 29 seconds of internet

Mariah comes from a different generation. These girls today do not show the same respect. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to polish my orthopedic shoes and catch up on Matlock.

That would never happen because Mariah gives respect where it is due. How dare you even consider such a thing and besmirch her good name?