You know, I’ve tried super duper hard to convince people that he’s not a total douche bc I think he’s such a great director. (I don’t know why those two things have to go together in my brain, but for whatever reason they do). Looks like I need to give up that fight now.

Ugh god and to imagine them all over your house! I don’t know that I’d be able to handle that.

Oh Ben, how fucking cliche.

I haven’t even read the post. That guy’s sign in the photo makes me want to fucking rage out of my face.

Are you a professional dream analyst?

Plz yes help me analyze. Like why Jason Sudekis? I mean, while I am fond of him, he’s not an actor I think about on the reg. Also, I live in New York. And the more I think about this dream, the more I’m remembering and my friends and I went back to his house to beat the shit out of him after the assault. What is wrong…

I feel like after this conversation, your sexuality is the only thing I wouldn’t mock you about. I really truly don’t care who you or anyone fucks.

OMG TIHS COMMENT JUST REMINDED ME THAT I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE JASON SUDEKIS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE?!

Ok. First of all, I wanted to simply dismiss your comment bc your fucking social justice warrior response is ridiculous. I’m not homophobic or lesbophobic or transphobic or whatever the fuck else you think from that comment. I think both Rubie and Justin are fucking assholes. I also think both are pretty as fuck and I…

Ok.

Now I want to go to the Woodbury Commons and buy a shit ton of irregular J.Crew shirts.

That’s ridiculous. If someone tried to tell me that like the Woodbury Commons was upstate, I would slap them in the face. (not really but i would want to)

I feel lik for the most part, people raised in any of the 5 boroughs talk about NY State and Upstate as two different places. Like Hudson Valley and Westchester are NY State and literally anything else is Deliverance/Upstate.

So if you’re rich enough to afford your own house, you are rich enough to be abused by a 25 year old man. Got it.

There’s so many and I feel like every article has like 5 more than the last.

$4B puddle of tinted moisturizer is goddam fucking genius

Right, like i wanna see the receipts.

I wasn’t aware that she’s friends w Bieber. I feel like if you put makeup on Bieber, tho, he would be Rubie Rose. Coincidence?

Right? Like I’m normally of the celebrities should be treated like us normals but RiRi rubs her boobs on something for me, she gets what she asks for.