Stomach Full, Penis Empty:
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I will admit that was ridiculous. But I feel like I remember Katy Perry being super mean girl bitchy in some tweets with that whole situation.
I'm really sure that one of the top selling artists in the world right now really gives a flying fuck about what Diplo has to say.
Oh man. You are stronger than me. I know technically i should watch it, but I just don't know if I have it in me. I can't handle anything that is cruel to animals, children or the elderly. I turn into a huge mess and would prob lock myself in my room to sob for hours.
Aw. He sounds like a good egg. I approve.
RUN AND HIDE
You, me, your fiancee and my boyfriend need to hang out. We CANNOT get to the remote fast enough when an ASPCA commercial comes on.
Eek. I'm torn between wanting to learn and not wanting to sob into a bottle of cheap cabernet.
Uh oh. What's that?
Fuck Sea World.
I know reading comprehension is hard and everything, but that's not who I was referring to/defending.
I know how you feel. That's how I am with my puppy and George Clooney.
Ok phew. I was getting worried.
WHERE IS ADULTASAUR?!?!?!
Ick.
Dammit, Khloe. I've been saying for years that you are the only non-reprehensible person in that family. Thanks for proving me wrong.
9 million internet hugs to you. I'm so so sorry for your loss but I'm happy that Brownie was there for her (and you guys, of course).
Yes, because the girl that was molested by her mother's boyfriend who she's now back together with and siding with her molester boyfriend makes the victim trash. Also, not for nothing, all of those children are victims with this horrible excuse for a mother. But it's easier and I guess makes you sound more edgy to…
I need Bea to be my bff.
Whoopi. When will you stahp with this nonsense?