Since you're on a Mac, have you tried safari? I haven't had any issues with safari on my laptop. Only the phone.

The weirdest thing for me, though, is in the beginning, I would be signed in if I was redirected to another site (deadspin, i09, etc) but as soon as I went back to my normal Gawker and Jez sites, not signed in again. And only on my phone. Now, I'm not signed in on any sites. So weird.

No. Safari on both. I'm really confused. I just assumed it was a kinja issue.

No info, but I can sign in fine on my laptop. My phone, on the other hand, hates me and won't let me comment.

This is the best video on the internet. Thank you for re-introducing it to my life.

Ok, good to know.

Who pissed in your cheerios? And if everyone in the world isn't here simply for my amusement, then what the fuck are we all doing here?! You have brought so much to my attention, completely turned my world upside down. Must go apologize to all the people in my life that I use for my personal entertainment.

I have a casual acquaintance with one of the AC/DC guys' daughters. I feel very strongly that I need to make better friends with her to get more details on this INSANE story. brb. report later.

I WILL MARRY YOU RIGHT THIS SECOND! I'm Greek too! Your family will approve!

You're SO EDGY!

God, I miss that show.

Because Tumblr.

As an ode to Damon Wayans Sr. HAAATED IT! *snaps fingers in Z formation*

OMG HAHAHA I KNOW! I should win the internet for it.

I'M SORRY!!!! I tried! I do, though, enjoy the way he pronounces "penguins". That's gotta count for something.

You should describe everything.

Ok, Cumberbitches. I don't get it. There. I said it.

You sound like a serial killer and I like it.

She's one of those insane animal activists (think PETA on meth) and therefore hates Muslims because of it. Idk, there's so serious mental gymnastics that have to go through her head. This guy at the guardian describes it better than me. Skip to the last two paragraphs.

Jessica Biel's face is so pretty, it physically hurts my face to look at it.