ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

Not sure if you're a troll or batshit insane.

My face every time she says basically anything: (See also, that time she walked an NYC street barefoot)

I'm just hoping that because she's got such a huge platform and is so well respected, others follow suit.

YES! So so so chill. And on the super rare occasion that he wakes up and is all "WTF where am I where's my food? who are all these fucking strangers?!" one parent takes him for a walk. Outside. If he's still flipping out, they just take him home.

Yes, of course you have to bring those things into consideration. I guess I've just never had any issues with it bc both this baby and his parents are not assholes. He doesn't make a peep and they only bring him when baby friendly places are suggested.

Banger? I hardly even know her!

I don't know… maybe I'm being naive, but I feel like it's just because she's so outspoken about it. A lot of celebrities just don't talk about it or worse say dumb shit about feminism ala Katy Perry, Shailene Woodly, etc.

I think it just depends on the baby. We have friends that bring their kid to brunch with us all the time and he never makes a peep. Granted, we tend to schedule brunch around his nap time, but seriously, the kid sits in his chair and sleeps the whole time. There's been times I've completely forgotten he was even

Emma Watson:

2/10

Happy to be of service, my dear!

Of fucking course she is. Mouth breathing YouTube commenters are worse than your uncle who sends those re:re:re:re:re:re:re: OBUMMER IS A MOOSLIM emails.

Hahahha first thing I thought of was my Panama City Beach Spring Break 2001 tshirt!

NEVER read the Youtube comments! Or Yahoo for that matter.

I have been literally chased down the street in Italy and Portugal. THAT was fucking scary. Foreign place, foreign language and being chased by multiple strange men. Fuck that noise.

I was too full of rage to care that he's a troll.

You know what? I was going to ignore your bullshit trolly comments, but fuck that. You are full of shit. First of all, I went back and counted what was at least 3 white men, and possibly more, but I can't quite tell since their faces are blurred out. And also, on a personal note, the day I was groped, yes, by a black

EWWWWWWWWW

I can honestly say that there is one single time in my entire life that I have been approached by a stranger and given a compliment and not felt creeped out or threatened. I was on the train going home and a guy came up to me, said "I'm sorry but I just wanted to tell you that you're really beautiful." I could tell he

If you have to start a sentence with "this is going to sound racist, BUT" just don't finish whatever it is you're thinking, k?