ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

Exactly. I think in the beginning it was something she did out of trust, because who wants to believe that their spouse is purposely deceiving them and potentially incriminating them? Afterwards, she either knew it and didn't care so she could continue to keep up with the Joneses (or Gorgas/Manzos/Lauritas) or she

I would not be surprised at all if in the beginning she didn't know what she was signing. As time went on, of course she knew what she was doing, but I feel like she used to have a certain blinding trust of Joe and how he made money for the family. Either that, or just a blind eye.

Now, see I think it's time that they sink their teeth into something new and fresh.

"pre-born"

Start workin! I'll help! (I know nothing about app development, but I'll try on pretty clothes to assist in your endeavor).

Listen, clothing designers… I absolutely LOVE when I can magically squeeze into a size 4 (I'm looking at you, J.Crew and Gap) but just stop. Seriously stop with the vanity sizing. I went shopping the other day for fall clothes and everything ranged from a 4 to a 10 and a small to a large. And that was only from 2

Bullshit. This is not the Tom Cruise obsessed Rosie of the 90's. She would never say "you hurt my feelings".

This photo bomb is perfect.

The collateral damage is worth it when you're talking about asshole customers with literally no turnover for hours. At least when I had horrible customers while serving and bartending, they would leave within an hour or so.

I would say that 9 times out of 10, it's the flight attendant. Unless part of the the passenger's assholyness is being extremely farty.

Well, see, with this method, innocent bystanders end up getting gassed more often than you would prefer. But, it's worth it to blast someone that's in a direct face to ass area.

I have now done something useful today!

Guys, just so you know… flight attendant here. We do this too. Nonstop, just up and down the aisles. And there's lots of us. Don't be dicks.

Runs off to make profile private and scour internet for photos of my nieces and nephews.**

You win all the internets

OF COURSE Kimye is trying for a second. Can't let that new Bey baby take all the publicity.

I had to go to Urban Dictionary and look up UNF. I'm old.

I really can't blame Mindy for not wanting to have an abortion storyline. I can't imagine Fox ever letting it see the light of day.

I know that he's been fashion's darling for quite some time now, but I just can't with his stuff. I can never seem to get it.

I'm sure that at 14, you were not only thinking about our post WWII foreign policy, but also about our future president's former pastor.