Ok, first and foremost, FUCK THESE ASSHOLES. Secondly, is it just California, bc here in NY, I feel like half the idiots I come across are not vaccinating their kids. (Tho, I will admit, that might be just simply my own prejudice depending on the size of their mustaches, amount of ironic tattoos and level of…

Idk if it's necessarily a caption or not, but I wanna do to Tom's pants, what that dog is doing to his face.

He can get it.

Your grandma sounds amazing.

I'm always convinced this is what's going to happen to me when I try to stealthily walk into Sephora simply to touch up my makeup without buying anything. They totally know what I'm doing, don't they?

OMG THIS IS MY PUPPY TOO! As long as humans aren't swimming near her bc then she thinks you're drowning and will subsequently try to "save" you by scratching the shit out of you and probably drowning you in a fit of anxiety.

Do you guys think Mindy is sick and tired of being pegged as "not doing enough" on her show yet? She's a WoC who is the head writer, star and boss ass chick of her own network TV show. Yes, she's screwed up a bit with a character now and then, but there is so much criticism out there for her and I just don't get it.…

Remember the episode of Punky Brewster where Cherie got trapped in the refrigerator while playing hide and seek bc that was apparently a thing that kids my age were doing?! That's the first thing I always think of when people bring up "issue of the week" type shows.

Even though she's wearing a mish mash of fabric, none of which constitute a complete outfit, all I can do is stare at her perfect brows.

OMG the original dress is amazing!!!!

Every time I see her wear something ridiculous like this my first thought is "I can't wait til Michael K sees this"

No, no. They're only there long enough for me to casually walk into the Pinterest offices and shove them all in my face.

There are going to be so many PREGNANT AND ALOOOONE!!! covers next week. Thx Jen.

Ok, that makes sense. I was thinking about when Kate Middleton and Prince William were on vacation last year or so and they got those topless photos of her with a zillion times zoom lens.

I always thought the French paparazzi are the worst, no?

OMG between Jay and Bey and Angie and Brad, the tabloids might spontaneously combust in a fury of masterbatory excitement! (Also, brace yourselves for all the "sad Jen" covers)

I've already seen it and was obsessed… I'm thinking it's time to revisit.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!

I was trying to figure out what to binge watch on netflix today since I'm off and after this I've decided on Luther. Idris makes my pants feel funny.