Um, what?

I'm now ugly crying in my coffee.

"In Ibiza, it's always 2006" is possibly the greatest line ever written on DirtBag.

I know we can barely tell it's him, but just seeing Zac (drunkenly??) having a hot sweaty make out sesh makes me feel funny in my pants.

To be fair, I don't think Michelle really worries about beards i.e. her and Cara.

I couldn't believe that I was the first.

LAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Is this fucking for real?!

I imagined doing that once. But instead I politely paid my bill and returned the next day in tears begging to not be blonde again. (fyi, I had not originally asked to be blonde)

I know this is a very serious issue, but every time I see ISIS, all I can think of is this:

Oh, Dwayne, how I love you

I'm guessing you're new here.

Charlize: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She's 26. Not exactly jail bait.

I love you for this.

Absolutely. And this way no one has to feel left out.

My new dream goal is a 3-way with Jon Stewart and John Oliver. I will, however, just settle for them creating stellar takedowns of all the injustice in the world.

And a fuck tape.

are you me?

Mellie had the BEST line last season by far. When they're at the school in Defiance and Fitz and Liv are doing their usual Fitz/Liv star-crossed lover back and forth and Mellie says something along the lines of "If we're all gonna die can it happen soon so I don't have to listen to you two?"