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This is why I should always look into ideas I have for apps while I lay in bed awake at 3am. Damn you, Bosworth.

Oh great, all my worst nightmares, just lurking around in my city.

I definitely think this may be the case but who cares bc LOOK HOW PRETTY!

I think you're reaching a bit in your outrage.

OMG I would have set that place on fire. And fuck her in particular. I'm 5'6" and 140 and can fit into plenty of stuff there. I'm also 30, so as my mom says "Forever 21?! You need to be shopping at Forever 31"

While he's not the MOST romantic guy in the world, I would like to think he wouldn't actually do it whilst picking up poop. But he is always all about surprises!

I will! Tho I really need to keep myself from getting into that crazy rings on the brain is he/isn't he mindset. Otherwise anytime he bends down to pick up our dogs poop, I'll think THIS IS IT!

I just came back from a weekend away and noticed that my SO had deleted the browser history on my laptop. I assumed he was looking at porn all weekend and my best friend thinks he was snooping around looking at rings. This video makes me have rings on the brain.

You say tomato, I say wet blanket.

I know it's Adam Levine and James Franco that are really the ones speaking out over LohanSexGate, but I kinda believe them. Homegirl had a reality show to promote.

um. Flight attendant here... That's just called work.

I'm surprised more of these messaged aren't time stamped at like 2:06AM

I wish I could find a wet blanket gif.

Um. No.

I just google imaged Meryl Davis arms and holy crap, you're right.

Not sure if it's at all possible. I'll finally make that first trip to the gym in 8 months and let you know how it goes.

Both great hair. I'm also mildly obsessed with Carrie Underwood's legs. They're so incredibly toned and not birdlike skinny. They make me feel better with my thick thighs, which I also tend to think look better in mini skirts.

Ok first of all… please switch Blake's hair with Carrie's legs and vice versa.

Me too, but you so know that she's not.

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see someone comment on it. Dirt bag clearly buried the lead on this one