I absolutely loved every. single. minute. Here are my thoughts. I may have more when I obviously re-binge very soon bc I miss them already.

I'm 30 and that's still the only thing I have mastered.

Hahahahahha omg thank you for reminding me of this photo!

I gotta say, I didn't finish reading the entire headline and assumed this was one of those "My Strange Addiction" people. So… this is much less disturbing than what i originally thought.

OMG Scootsie Bootsie?! I just died. Thank you for making this post less awful.

I hope he gets fired soon so you no longer have to deal with that on a day to day basis.

I am definitely OK with whatever nickname your grandfather wants to go with, bc A: he's a grandpa and he's lived long enough to be all "what I say goes" and B: I used to work with an older pilot named Speedy and I thought it was the cutest ever.

How does an adult man go by the name Scooter and not hate himself for it?

Omg that's genius. Can I come over for dinner?

hahahahahha perhaps I should have specified. I was referring to Kim but I can see your confusion

I feel like… that's all she's doing. I know she was in some sort of Beyonce/JayZ promotional video of sorts recently. (normally I'm all up in all Bey/J news, but I'm too lazy to actually watch whole videos on the inter webs)

What is happening to her face?

Also, I just now read the Patty Melt joke and it's totally worth it. I originally didn't see it through my blinding rage.

I rly want to take you to Greece with me and my family. We will go to my parent's house and they will force you to like tomatoes bc you will have no choice bc tomatoes in Greece are 9 million times better than tomatoes in America.

You know, I like you. I really, really do. You make me laugh and also simultaneously make me gain 2 pounds every time I read your posts (bc even when you're discussing horrible food it makes me instantly hungry).

That Rihanna gif is mesmerizing! SO MANY SPARKLES!

Literally everything you've said is 100% right

Nope. Not weird at all. I feel this way about Blake, Channing Tatum and this one guy in my building that seems like he's dumber than a box of rocks, but is so pretty to look at.

That's where I'm at with it. I would never defend the use of that word, but I'm not going to not forgive someone who sincerely apologizes for it. Not to mention someone that has been so outspoken in the LGBTQ community.

Same. So I focus on how she sounds like she's talking with marbles in her mouth. It makes me feel temporarily better.