B and Jay have a whole lotta money to pay her off.

One of the first things I do in bed before I get up is see what is going on in all of social mediadom and I have been anxiously awaiting Callie's thoughts on the Beyoncegate insta photos since 6:30 AM! You did not disappoint, Callie.

I call bullshit. For many reasons, but mainly because I don't see Jay using the phrase "you're one to talk" like a 14 year old mean girl.

Something about the fit of this is off. I LOVE the idea. Not so much with the execution.

Right?! I mean, at least some people understand me. And on your other statement, I say let's be internet biffs and also

If there was a restaurant in college that offered Plan B on the brunch menu, I would have been their best customer.

For SURE! I mentioned it upthread that when I first moved to NY from the midwest I had the hardest time making new girlfriends. I was super lucky and had the same girlfriends my whole life from elementary school and didn't really understand mean girl mentality or why other girls could be so untrusting of a new girl.…

Well that's awful and I'm sorry for you and those girls sound terrible and I obviously don't start new potential friendships by asking someone how many girlfriends they have, along with contact info so I could cross reference.

I will give you that. There's a huge difference and I obviously get that. I remember what it was like moving from the midwest to New York and having a hard time making new girlfriends because a lot of people out here are VERY cautious when meeting new people. And I'm sure that even tho most of your friends moved away,…

Hey JLaw, I too do not trust girls that don't have any girlfriends. I'm not sure if that makes me a terrible feminist or not, but it is what it is.

Thank you?

If that's supposed to be an insult, then my almond shaped brain is too stupid to get it.

I am jealous of her almond shaped eyes. That is all.

The thing that killed me the most is that while my house was always thought of as the fun party girls, we never really had the hot chicks reputation til a year or two before i rushed. The older girls were SO stupidly terrified to lose that, that they were extra assholy afterwards.

I feel like "campy, sparkly and a little insane" is the perfect way to describe Katy Perry, so this suits her.

Don't mind at all. I got really turned off during rush one year. I was considered one of the "good" rushers and they always put us good rushers up front and center to meet the most desirable girls. So, this one year, I met who I thought to be an unbelievably amazing woman who had it all. She was fun, smart, funny,…

I ended up hating being in my sorority, but one thing they did right, was make us aware immediately that there would be no hazing. We had to sign waivers stating that we wouldn't haze nor allow ourselves to be hazed.

This looks like her 2009 face.

That's what killed me the most. That, and this quote: